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May 09, 2005
Stroke me, stroke me....
You may all thank me later for giving Mr Squier an open invitation to violate your noggins and worse (or better) leave you jones'n for a handjob....
Dear grocery store bagger boy,
thank you.
Dear very, very married but ohhhh, so hot dad who drops your daughter off at school every morning,
Thank you for timing your drop offs to coincide with mine. Yes, I noticed. Thank you for that very first day when we literally bumped into one another and stammered our hi's and excuse me's and your, "well,good morning"... Thank you for wearing those cords and noticing that we were both wearing Converse. Thanks for brushing up against me while we retrieved our mail outside the classroom door. Thank you for pretending to busy yourself with something in your car in order to wait for me to come back outside of the school and into the parking lot, so that you could look up and wave every. single. morning. Oh, and thank you for leaving me hot and flustered when you were close enough to smell my hair and you made sure I heard you sigh.
Dear just-not-too-long-ago-graduated-from-your-Huggies-pull-ups college boy,
Thank you for so sweetly asking me to join you for coffee. Thank you for smiling and laughing along when I laughed in your face and said "uh, I don't think so". Thank you for just telling me you thought I was hot and leaving out the whole for an older woman thing.
Dear Police Officer,
Thanks for letting me slide and afterwords asking, "Don't I know you from somewhere?
Dear boy in the library,
Thank you for whispering to me and asking "Can I help you find what you are looking for?" *sigh*
Sometimes it is good to have your little ego rocked in a very, very big way.
Posted by Lu at May 9, 2005 09:28 PM
Comments
Whoa....! Can I have some of that juju you've got going on, please...?
Posted by: Betsy at May 10, 2005 11:27 AM
You are quite welcome!
Posted by: Genuine at May 10, 2005 12:19 PM
Talk about a good day. :)
And you're getting blogrolled for using the phrase "jones'n for a handjob".
Posted by: The Zero Boss at May 10, 2005 01:07 PM
Thank you guy in Colorado?!?
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2005 01:17 PM
DAMMMMMMMNNNNNN! I've gotta steal me somma dat' mojo you've got goin', Lulu! HOLY COW, HOTTIE!
I got all hot & bothered by your hot dad at school section. Nothin' quite like it...
YOU ROCK!
Mwah!
Ging
Posted by: Ging at May 10, 2005 01:31 PM
Meanwhile, if you want to see a diametrically opposite set of encounters? Drop by my site, where I sorrowfully conclude that Lu and I cannot be long-lost twins after all...
Posted by: Betsy at May 10, 2005 03:32 PM
She already thanked me Jim......and don't make me elaborate! Something about coming around a mountain when she comes.....
Posted by: Genuine at May 10, 2005 07:47 PM
Whoo boy! Next we'll get the 'ridin' six white horses' part, right??
Posted by: panthergirl at May 11, 2005 07:13 PM