"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it." ~~ Salvador Dali

So, Anyway: Here's my 100 Things

1. I was born in the town where I currently live.
2. I met my husband at work and got fired for dating him.
3. I knew the second I saw him that he was the guy for me.
4. He was scared of me, though.
5. I went through a huge country-western line dance phase.
6. I look pretty cute in cowboy boots.
7. I look like a dork in a cowboy hat.
8. I’m barely five feet tall.
9. I am usually cheerful.
10. I’m the middle child of three siblings.
11. I let compliments go to my head.
12. I have unbelievable levels of self-confidence.
13. Ironically, I never do anything that requires a high level of skill.
14. Unless you count errands with three kids.
15. I do count it.
16. I used to work in accounting offices.
17. I was good at it, but hated it.
18. I have been a housewife/SAHM for 6 years.
19. I’m a lousy housekeeper.
20. I love cleaning systems and advice.
21. New cleaning supplies make me feel hopeful.
22. I’m a born salesperson.
23. I love to give advice, especially unsolicited.
24. I am an insufferable know-it-all.
25. I don’t think I’ve had my heyday yet.
26. I’ve been on the internet since a 2400 baud modem was standard.
27. I am still in contact with some of friends I made via the internet in 1991.
28. I’m so scared of THAT.
29. I’m impatient on occasion.
30. I think I’m laid back.
31. Lots of internet quizzes say I’m not.
32. I also think I’m low-maintenance.
33. I think internet quizzes are bunk.
34. Except the online IQ test which gave me 3 more points than my hubs.
35. My kids are all daredevils.
36. I have an obnoxious belly laugh.
37. If you make me laugh, I’ll love you forever.
38. Unless you are a jerk, then forget it.
39. I am an excellent mimic, and unconciously pick up accents.
40. I have lots of opinions.
41. I keep my politics and religion to myself.
42. Unless someone asks me directly.
43. I don’t like to argue.
44. I do like to debate, but I like to call it sharing.
45. I know all the words to Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5.
46. I also know all the words to LL Cool J’s Mama Said Knock You Out.
47. I’m not sure why I know either of those.
48. I like musicals.
49. I’m a big goofball.
50. I have a tiara, and I like to wear it.
51. My husband is a big goofball too.
52. I was one of 17 Jennifers in my high school class.
53. In a class of 200.
54. I never finished college.
55. I was an English major.
56. I might go back someday.
57. I was married on September 11, which we thought was so funny, because I was newly pregnant. Emergency wedding, 911 ha ha ha.
58. This was before 9-11 had a national tragedy associated with it.
59. My youngest was born on Friday the 13th.
60. I am great at reading body language.
61. You would have to knock me out and throw me out of a plane to get me to skydive.
62. I am a certified scuba diver, but I never go.
63. I go on big cooking binges.
64. I studied to be a pastry chef for one semester.
65. I decided I didn’t want to work at 2 am, for $8.50 an hour.
66. I would really love it if someone would pay me for being me.
67. I like glittery things.
68. I am not classy.
69. I wanted to be Japanese for several years after visiting Japan.
70. I hate nori
71. I have friends from many backgrounds.
72. I have an opera singing sister, and a red-headed brother.
73. I would be the best show ever on Dr. Phil.
74. But he scares me. Really really scares me.
75. I swear a little too much, but usually for comic value.
76. Every car I’ve owned has been silver.
77. It doesn’t show dirt as much.
78. I cry at fireworks and parades.
79. I tell jokes at inappropriate times.
80. I embarrass my mother with my crassness.
81. I love to travel.
82. I know a few words in Swahili
83. I love being a mom.
84. I always assume that people are checking me out, favorably, I might add, when I’m out and about.
85. I’m probably wrong, but don’t burst my bubble.
86. I am sheltered, and know it.
87. I hate bigots.
88. I have huge earlobes.
89. I have blue eyes.
90. I nursed for a total of 52 months.
91. My boobs deserve an all expense paid trip to Bali.
92. I love to make up cheers and to pretend I’m a cheerleader.
93. I will take up golf in my 40s.
94. I plan on getting hotter as I age.
95. I have had long hair most of my life, but recently cut it to shoulder length.
96. I know, whoopee.
97. I frequently fill my Amazon.com shopping cart and then abandon it.
98. My husband calls me a fiscal retard. But he is SO wrong. I am excellent.
99. I use too many big words, and pronounce them wrong.
100.I’m irritated that I still have not won the lottery.