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I Would That It Were So

While flipping through the Bliss Spa Catalog, I came across these shoes:
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Anti-Cellulite Sneaker by MBT

Yeah, sounds really good. Except, I'm not going to spend the $234 to find out that my gigundoness can't be corrected by merely prancing around the block in expensive shoes. But if it COULD...

I would prance around all day in these ones instead:
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Leopard Print d'Orsay

Yeah, they're a little bit more costly, but have that subtle charm I strive for. Ooh! And a matching purse!

Comments

Maybe the matching purse could do something fancy too...like burn calories just by looking at it.

Those are some pretty hot heels! Unfortunately I can't walk in heels! I look like I have to bones when I do!

Those sneakers don't actually counteract cellulite, they just divert the eye from it cuz they're so fugly. ;)

I don't know that you could prance around in those but they sure are sexy.

I love your (new?) tagline: Helping Other Parents Feel Superior, One Blog Entry At A Time. Very funny!

...prance or prowl?

Those look more like anti-walking shoes than anti-cellulite shoes. I would kill myself in those. The other one's too.

Them Some Sexy Shoe's Woman!!!

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