I Would That It Were So
While flipping through the Bliss Spa Catalog, I came across these shoes:

Yeah, sounds really good. Except, I'm not going to spend the $234 to find out that my gigundoness can't be corrected by merely prancing around the block in expensive shoes. But if it COULD...
I would prance around all day in these ones instead:

Yeah, they're a little bit more costly, but have that subtle charm I strive for. Ooh! And a matching purse!
Comments
Maybe the matching purse could do something fancy too...like burn calories just by looking at it.
Posted by: maria | October 10, 2004 10:01 PM
Those are some pretty hot heels! Unfortunately I can't walk in heels! I look like I have to bones when I do!
Posted by: jenni | October 11, 2004 7:20 AM
Those sneakers don't actually counteract cellulite, they just divert the eye from it cuz they're so fugly. ;)
Posted by: Mir | October 11, 2004 9:21 AM
I don't know that you could prance around in those but they sure are sexy.
I love your (new?) tagline: Helping Other Parents Feel Superior, One Blog Entry At A Time. Very funny!
Posted by: Marcia | October 11, 2004 10:55 AM
...prance or prowl?
Posted by: Lee | October 11, 2004 10:57 AM
Those look more like anti-walking shoes than anti-cellulite shoes. I would kill myself in those. The other one's too.
Posted by: Jazzy | October 11, 2004 2:41 PM
Them Some Sexy Shoe's Woman!!!
Posted by: Lindsey | October 12, 2004 9:51 AM