Intermission
I got nothing today. I'm icky-sicky. Lucky for me, the hubs stayed home to run interference, and I'm off for another nap.
Although - when my children smashed my brand new lipstick into nothingness, I was ticked off, and ranted and time-outed and ranted some more.
But then, I saw WHY they had smooshed my lipstick. They tarted up the dinosaurs... is NOT funny. Is NOT. NOT. (hee hee!)
Comments
**read with a lisp - as in Queer eye for the blog guy**
dino 1: I ssso want to eat you righ now
dino 2: ssstop that you ssavage
dino 3: doessss thisss boa make me look fat?
Posted by: Lee | October 15, 2004 12:24 PM
Oh so cute. It's hard to get mad when they do cute things!
Posted by: jenni | October 15, 2004 12:42 PM
Oh so cute. It's hard to get mad when they do cute things!
Posted by: jenni | October 15, 2004 12:43 PM
That is too funny.
Posted by: HG | October 15, 2004 2:08 PM
That is soooo funny! Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: Jazzy | October 15, 2004 2:20 PM
Hey kismet! I smashed up my Chanel red lipstick tarting up my kids today!
They wanted to look like a dog and bear but I had no face paint.
Turns out Chanel red it a bad choice for skin art...had to rub their faces raw with make up remover when play time was over.
Posted by: Nikol | October 15, 2004 2:50 PM
LOL! You're right, it's not funny.
*snort*
I'm especially digging the croc's look. Very edgy.
Posted by: Mir | October 15, 2004 2:57 PM
I love it!! If only I'd had a digital camera when my children were small. Our younger daughter loved to run around the house wearing underwear on her head-so bizarre. Hope you'll feel better soon.
Posted by: Margaret | October 15, 2004 4:43 PM
LOL! "Tarted up the dinosaurs," wish I could come up with as funny a phrase for "messed up the dishwasher."
Posted by: Molly | October 15, 2004 5:15 PM
The dinosaurs look lovely, where are they headed?
Posted by: Angie | October 15, 2004 5:27 PM
OMG, thanks for the laugh. Your kids are very creative!
Posted by: Marcia | October 15, 2004 5:43 PM
Do ya think I could borrow your effeminate dinosaurs to come eat my neighbor from hell???
:-)
Posted by: Mia | October 15, 2004 5:44 PM
Hahahah!! I really like Lee's comment. ;)
Posted by: heather | October 15, 2004 6:00 PM
Oh my goodness, that is so funny.
My boys would have used my lipstick to make blood and guts oozing out of the dinosaurs mouths, tarting them up sounds so much more appealing ;-)
Posted by: chris | October 15, 2004 6:02 PM
I once found my brother (who had broken out of his crib) covered in an inch thick layer of patrolium jelly and lipstick. Evidently he'd gotten bored after he'd finished crumbling blush and eyeshadow into the carpet.
Posted by: Bec | October 15, 2004 6:30 PM
Well, I tried not to laugh for a split second! ;)
At least it was the dinos and not the wall?
Hope you feel better soon...
Posted by: Chana | October 15, 2004 6:54 PM
I love it... Dinos on Rouge!
Posted by: Liz | October 16, 2004 6:42 PM
I'm wetting my pants here. I was rolling with the photo but Lee's comments threw my bladder into spasms. AHAHAHAHAHA,
Posted by: Cookie | October 16, 2004 7:45 PM
Those are some sexy dinosaurs!
Posted by: Blex | October 17, 2004 10:29 AM
So hilarious! Moments like that make being a mother so much fun!
Posted by: monkeygirl | October 17, 2004 7:08 PM
"She can pile on allll the boas she likes, but she's still got stumpy legs and lipstick up her nose. Heeeeheeeheeeheeee!"
("Bitch.")
Posted by: Mindy | October 18, 2004 10:19 AM