Godzirra!
Lately it feels as though I have been wearing fatigue like a tattered bathrobe - it's just the wrong look for me. I've been shlumping around, shoulders sunk forward under the ratty terrycloth, and I've been feeling blah.
Speaking of wrong looks - that end of summer brainstorm to dye my hair "Copper Shimmer?" I never managed to work out the weird color issues. Vivid red is too high maintenence for this girl - I'm going back to my old favorite "Iced Mocha." Of course, watching the previews for the Alias season premiere makes me think I should just go all Annie Lennox and keep a closet full of wigs. Because you know, I'm really just like Jennifer Garner. With kids. Really!
Stop laughing.
Anyhoo, we got the boy-boy the world's most gigantic Geo-Trax set for Christmas, and I've spent the better part of the afternoon on my hands and knees building elaborate, four story tracks that would make the people who first envisioned Geo-Trax weep with joy. I've got wicked track skills.
So with the children helping (me saying "Hand me that thingie! No, the other part. No! That one. Right there. Yes. Now go get that other one. That other one. THAT one. Right. Yes. Thanks") we got the track of the day built in about an hour. We got all three individual trains running (and not on a collision course, which is SO funny to a couple of children I know) and all was well.
Then my 2 year old woke from her nap and came out excited to join in. She drove her train around the track once, and then got a gleam in her eye. While the other two kids were beginning to bicker over the details of loading the 'cargo' onto one of the other trailers, the baby scrunched up her face in her best monster impression, lifted one foot as high as she could, and proceeded to go all Godzirra on our setup. Towers fell. Bridges collapsed. There was screaming and running. There was lamenting and scolding.
But above all, was my Giant Lizard girl, roaring and stomping and giggling like a fool.
These next few years are going to be F-U-N.
Comments
Jenny, that was hysterical. Your little one slays me. In fact, I think our kids must be TSAB.
Posted by: Carmen | January 7, 2005 3:26 AM
Rrrrr! Go girl go! hehe
Posted by: Katie | January 7, 2005 6:13 AM
Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why don't you try and make something for a change?
[Stitch starts building a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Eath vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.
Posted by: ben | January 7, 2005 6:23 AM
How did my daughter get over to your house?!?!
Posted by: chris | January 7, 2005 6:45 AM
My two year old is the master destroyer in our house. My five year old can only play with trains and puzzles during her nap and things will only survive as long as she sleeps.
Posted by: Jordana | January 7, 2005 10:28 AM
I have nightmares that our little guy - now four - does the same thing to us while we sleep. He's got that well-planted, stalker's physique.
And we had kids because...
Posted by: Carmi | January 7, 2005 12:29 PM
LMFO - my 2 yr old is on an all out war on her siblings! She loves being this swiping wrecking machine..... while hubby and I laugh behind walls and scold her to her face and the other children freak out. Glad to know she is not alone! LOL
Posted by: Andrea | January 7, 2005 1:23 PM