Six Forty Three AM
I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake.
Behind me at the kitchen table, I have three children who are eating cereal. I should say "eating" because they are actually squatting on chairs, alternating turns to leap up to a standing position while yelling Hoo-Weee! I see no cereal being consumed, but there is lots of giggling.
This whole hoo-wee business is baffling. It's from some show, and they all think it's the best joke ever.
The baby sings "And on that farm he had a...hoo-wee?" I'm going to get it on camera and post it, because it's hilarious. She scrunches her face up with a confused look, and says it like a question. Then, she yells Hoooo-Weeeee! and busts out laughing like a maniac.
I'm starting to think it's the best joke ever, too.
Oh, great. The hubs gave them juice boxes and disappeared with the sports section for his morning appointment. The baby just aimed the straw at her general face region and applied pressure. She's all wet and seems pleased.
me: "Oh, no! You're all wet!"
baby: "Wow! Great! Laller laller laller laller!"
me: "Let me wipe your face."
baby: "How 'bout...hoo-wee?"
Bwahahahaha!
Comments
Silly Kids! Thems some crazy meatloafs you've got thar' Miss Jenny :)
Posted by: Lindsey | January 6, 2005 7:50 AM
Those should not be called "juice boxes". They're more like little cannons of stain maker.
Posted by: Mellie Helen | January 6, 2005 8:40 AM
I flush one box of cereal down the toilet a day.... I am sure of it. They chat so long it goes mushy and then they won't eat it.
As for the j-box.... my 2 yr old is sporting a nice white with purple blotches top. I am sure we could start a new fad with how many outfits this child has stained!
Posted by: Andrea | January 6, 2005 10:10 AM
Hey, my husband has the same appointment...every morning ;o) Luckilly, we've got lots of Lysol...phew!
Posted by: Lizt | January 6, 2005 2:10 PM
It sounds mean, but Girl Terror has no idea that cereal is generally eaten with milk. She thinks everyone eats dry cereal from a cup. Of course, this poor kid also believes we are all drinking water at McD's.
Posted by: Tammy | January 6, 2005 2:43 PM
We're you in my kitchen this morning? Or was I in YOUR kitchen this morning? Where is Rod Serling to sort this all out?
BTW...
~ Shamelessly whoring ~
On a happier note, I'm soliciting everyone's ideas on GREAT seduction music and Ashley Simpleton did not make my list...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Church of the SubGenius
Posted by: Jim | January 7, 2005 6:37 PM