Um-bah, Bust-ted!
Me: Phew! That is one stinky diaper. Let's get you some new pants.
My 26 month old daughter, deadpan: I don't need no stinkin' diaper.
~Later that day~
The boy: Gimme that!
The kindergartner channelling Rosie Perez: What're you stupid er somethin?
Me: We don't say "stupid." Give his toy back.
Rosie Jr: You said it a minute ago. Just fuggedaboudit.
~Just now~
Me: Stay in the backyard.
Son: Not the sideyard?
Me: Back. Yard.
Oldest: How 'bout the front?
Me: Back. Yard.
Son: I know you didn't just say no to me.
Me: What?
Son: What am I, your maid?
Me: That doesn't apply here.
Baby: Okay, buh-bye.
Gee, I think I need to brace myself for the next couple of years. Or at least watch the celebrity impressions and sarcasm.
Comments
Sounds like your kids are a lot of fun!..Love your site. Your bookmarked and "I'll be bock" appropriate celebrity impersonation here. ;0)
Posted by: J&J's Mom | March 9, 2005 6:28 PM
I'm chuckling and thinking you DO know how to have some fun at your house!! Yep, brace yourself, girl.
Posted by: Stephanie C. | March 9, 2005 7:38 PM
Ha!!!
I don't need no stinkin' diaper!!!
Posted by: Lindsey | March 10, 2005 6:43 AM