I'm back from my raucous adventures on the land, in the air and under the sea1 (Oh, okay. Not under the sea. In a glorified row-boat, piloted by a polyester-uniformed "guide" who spoke faster and less-intelligibly than an auctioneer, on a man-made "river" with unnaturally green water...but hey! We got eaten by a whale, people. And! Then expelled from the whale's rear into a land of miniature villages. So it's AS EXCITING as under the sea. And we saw Ariel. So there.)

I've got to wash a zillion loads of laundry, and go pick up the dog, but the next few entries will likely be in-depth reporting of the Circus storming the Happiest Place On Earth. I know that no one really WANTS a play-by-play on my vacation, but this is mah house, yo, so consider yourselves warned.