Who rocks the party?
Me! I rock the party, of course. I know this, because when I changed into my pajamas, I discovered that my cleavage was crusted with green Pop Rocks.
This is what you get from pilfering the party favors when the 20-odd six year olds you are hosting aren't paying attention, and then one catches you so you try to toss down the whole package in a hasty motion. Yep. Eight hours later, you find yourself wondering if you are going to sizzle in the shower. A shame, really, that my husband is off playing poker. I suspect he would be more than happy to get these (Pop) Rocks off.
Heh.
Comments
OMG that is funny. Don't shower, take a bath! Or wait for hubby to return, bc THAT just sounds like a rocken good time. And since I'm banned from sex due to preterm labor woes, I wanna know that SOMEONE is having a good time!
You're totally my hero right now...
Posted by: Elaine | April 16, 2005 9:31 PM
Don't worry: there will be plenty more opportunities to embed Pop Rocks - or any other flotsam of childhood, come to think of it - in the years to come. It's kinda like the gift that keeps on giving.
I'll be laughing about this for a while. Thanks for the wonderful imagery! I've gotta talk to my wife about it :)
Posted by: Carmi | April 16, 2005 10:14 PM
And green, no less. Alas, too bad they weren't blue, eh? :::wink:::
Posted by: Missy | April 16, 2005 10:36 PM
LOL!
You deserve all the Pop Rocks you want and so much more for hosting 20 6-year-olds!! You are a brave woman!!
Posted by: Christine | April 16, 2005 10:49 PM
I'm all for grownup Fun With Food...although I never considered pop-rocks before...hmmmm :)
Hello, Michele sent me!
Hope you don't mind if I wander around touching stuff. ;)
Posted by: aka_monty | April 17, 2005 8:04 AM
you make ANYTHING funny..do you realize this? I admit...I have a lot of catching up to do here...I started to read your trip to FL blogs at 1 a.m. about a week or so ago and haven't managed to come back!!! Won't happen again I promise ;0)
Posted by: J&J's Mom | April 17, 2005 8:16 AM
That's so funny! I just noticed them at the grocery store... It's been ages!
20+ children at the party???!! Rock on, Mama!
Posted by: Marie | April 17, 2005 8:19 AM
A pop rock party!
Posted by: Genuine | April 17, 2005 9:09 AM
Wow, you've had a huge number of visitors and been going quite a while and still keep the quality bar up. Apart from the pop rocks, looks like you're not going to fizzle.
Posted by: Pearl | April 17, 2005 9:47 AM
What were you thinking, having 20 kids in the house?! Crazy lady! I think your man had better sit out a round of poker, and get home to help you clean up the cleavage. It sounds like fun to me!
Posted by: Tammy | April 17, 2005 10:05 AM
Did they sizzle and melt in the shower?
Posted by: Philip | April 17, 2005 1:53 PM