Ahem
So, you people are cracking me up. Can you just see me showing up at my daughter's ice cream social - not only with my tiara on, but with MY OWN HULA HOOP? Maybe in a special case? Haaaaa! Like, back off, fools, the mastah is in da houuuuuuse. I really should bring a CD with my own entrance music and hire a spotlight.
It has just occured to me that 99% of the competition is probably going to be under the age of 12. Ahahahaha! Kim, I'm totally going to make you hula with me.
Dude, I should go the whole route and wear a special lycra outfit like a rhythmic gymnast. Except, well, no one wants to see that, I promise.
On another subject - is no one else troubled by GM's use of Salt-n-Pepa's song "Push It" for their current television promo? I mean, COME ON. Haaaaaaa! Pu-Push it real good.
Finally, I'm still dealing with feverish puking boy and two girls who feel neglected from all the special treatment being given to the puker. I'm due for a run around to everyone's blogs, and overdue for responding to comments - I apologize for my lack of interactiveness.
Mwah!
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Well if you are going to go all out, you MUST cover the hair and make-up in glitter and tie ribbons to the hula hoop!!! I'm just saying!!!
Posted by: MrsG | May 1, 2005 4:07 PM
Come on, Jenny. I want to hear how you kicked some elementary school a**!
I haven't seen that GM commercial yet. Someone really didn't think that one thru! HA! Seems counter-productive if you ask me!
Posted by: buffi | May 1, 2005 7:10 PM
I have had the same pukiness at my house. I told my dear ex to keep the puke ridden child at his house till the puke subsided. So what did the kind man do, LIE! That same night he dropped the boy at my doorstep the boy puked everywhere. Then the baby decided she hasn't experienced the flu yet so maybe she should try it! I haven't slept a whole night in over two weeks. Men are EVIL!
Posted by: jenni | May 1, 2005 7:32 PM
GM has a joker in their advertising department. Remember a year or so ago when they were doing the "24 hour test drive" and they used Meatloaf's 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' (let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning)
Okay, the entire song is about a (presumably teenage) boy trying to get a girl to put out for him, in his car of all places.
Just what you want to think about when shopping for your next car.
Oh, and aren't they using Aerosmith to sell Buicks now? GM has no shame.
On the rest - yes, you need a posse, too, (one person to carry your hula hoop in it's jeweled case, for instance, another to hold your cell phone and at least two to muss with your hair)
Posted by: ben | May 2, 2005 7:12 AM
You should be able to take "those little punks" - you have first prized locked!
Posted by: squareslant | May 2, 2005 8:49 AM
Want to see the photo's of the hula comp!! As for puking kids...euch! Rather you than me girl!! (but I do hope he gets better poor mite!)
Posted by: Claire | May 2, 2005 9:26 AM
The last GM truck we had we had to Pu-Push It off the road so the tow truck could come get it. That was just before all the lights quite working on it. HAHAHA
Posted by: Deb | May 2, 2005 4:26 PM
Hmm....here's an idea Jenny, instead of me comepeting with you, alas, I have no tiara, thus I would be clearly not even close to your status, I can take PICTURES!!! Yes, and post them, and hmmmm.....the evil ideas just keep popping in my head.....
Huuuaaahhhhhhahahahaha
Hope things in pukeville are doing better!!
Kim
Posted by: Kim | May 2, 2005 8:47 PM