Navel Gazing To The Max
Thanks to the suggestion of my brand new therapist, I've been gleefully analyzing my every thought and move. I'm becoming totally self-absorbed. For example:
I sneezed when I opened the dishwasher. What did that mean?
The phone rang at the same time the dryer buzzer went off. I answered the phone. Why?
I think I might actually be making myself weirder. Laller laller laller laller!
In the course of all this self-analysis, I've decided to take on a complete overhaul of my diet and exercise. LIke, I'm going to thinking about actually doing something about the excess weight I'm hauling around. I know. What's my motivation? See? It is fun to be self-aware!
That's right, people. It's time for me to bust out the mini-trampoline, the hula-hoop, all the crazy exercise moves I've popularized convinced other people to avoid, from my painful, embarrassing mishaps! Stay tuned as I prepare to bust moves that no one should ever bust, in the name of fitness.
Comments
Great blog. Found you through Excrutiating Minutiae. Trampoline exercise sounds fun!
Posted by: Anjali | March 13, 2006 4:43 PM
Can you send photos? Or videos? Videos would be good.
Posted by: Mega Mom | March 13, 2006 5:36 PM
I donlt know that moves should be busted. PLease be careful!
Posted by: Marcia | March 13, 2006 5:45 PM
What is this "exercise" of which you speak?
Posted by: Mamacita | March 13, 2006 7:19 PM
Whoa, that's so WEIRD
I sneezed when you opened your dishwasher!
I wonder what that means?
Posted by: ben | March 13, 2006 7:49 PM
Great blog! I decided no more therapists. I always go once or twice and then I give up. The only thing that keeps me sane is exercise. I was a late bloomer to the whole yoga thing. But it really does change the way you think about your life. Try yoga! You'll hate it at first, then after a couple times, you look forward to eat. Off to eat a box of chocolates (also makes me feel good.)
Posted by: rebecca eckler | March 13, 2006 9:18 PM
Oh, do the hula hoop again! That was my favorite. Honestly, does nobody count chasing toddlers as exercise?? Because I sure as heck do!
Posted by: buffi | March 13, 2006 9:57 PM
Hula hooping sounds like more fun than the treadmill! But, I CANNOT for the life of me twirl that thing on my hips anymore. I lost the groove, I guess. Oh well, it's for the best.
Posted by: Kristi | March 14, 2006 6:57 PM