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I Don't Know About This Kid

This last weekend, we attending a beautiful reception in celebration of my cousin's wedding. This was the first time I've been in the same location with my mother's two sisters, and most of my cousins, for many years. We had a wonderful time catching up, and seriously, the force of all of our boisterous personalities would have knocked a bystander off of their feet. I come from outgoing stock, you see.

My children had a blast working the reception, and accepted compliments and cookies with abandon. Our trips through the buffet line resembed a conga line, with all the giggling and jockeying for position for a good spot to grab some more chicken skewers and asparagus.

After the gorgeous bride and groom had their first dance, they gathered all the single women for the bouquet toss. My sister made her way into the fray, and prepared to take out whoever got in her way. My sister is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, so I felt for the other single women. As it was, I needn't have worried.

The bride turned her back, and the bouquet soared overhead. The scene played out in silent, slow-motion. Arms reached aloft, and spectators glanced skyward. The scrum of single woman nudged and shuffled, battle-ready in heels and skirts.

The bouquet disappeared into a sea of hands, and suddenly there was a thump. The bouquet hit the ground. My sister leaned down and scooped it up, and then proceeded to make a victory lap around the reception, waving the flowers overhead. I questioned my cousin, who had been standing next the the downed bouquet, about the series of events that led up to my sister going all Rocky Balboa on the stairs about 'catching' the bouquet.

Apparently, my cousin, a fantastic athlete, found herself in possession of the flowers when they first entered the huddle. She said "I caught them, and then realized what that meant, so I quickly dropped them." Heh.

My sister, however, was delighted with that turn of events, and dove right down for them. Wooo!

After countless group photos, we headed home, clutching two of the bridesmaid's bouquets for my girls to enjoy.

Yesterday, my son came into the kitchen, holding one of the bouquets and looking sad.

"Mommy, why are all these flowers dying?"

"Well, they cut the flowers to make the bouquet, honey. Once you cut a flower, it dies."

"Why did they DO that? That's so horrible! They took a thing of beauty and killed it!"

"Well, um..."

"Why didn't they keep the roots on it? Why?"

I had visions of dirt smeared brides carrying bare root rose bushes down the aisle.

"Uh..."

"Mommy, this is horrible. Look at this little rosebud. It died before it even had a chance to bloom!" He burst into tears.

"Oh! Uh. Hmm. Well, you see, even if you leave the flowers on the bush, they still die. It's part of the circle of life for the plant. They flower, and then make seeds, and that makes new plants. Besides, trimming some of the flowers keeps the plants healthy. Like when you get a haircut. It's good for the plant."

He raised his hand up to his head, with a look of horror on his tear-streaked face.

"I'm never cutting my hair again!"

Comments

I knew exactly where this was going when you mentioned the 'haircut'. I too have a sensitive soul in my household. That said, to the best of my knowledge, he's never had a meltdown over cut flowers. But then, there's always tomorrow...

The passion in that one... he's gonna be a lover, not a fighter.

I am giggling over here! Poor little man.

All those poor unfortunate hairs! What have we been doing to them all this time???

Too funny!
Your kids crack me up! You do to!!!

Awwwww. Poor little guy. And poor you, living with Cousin It in a few years.

So Sweeeeeeeeeet! I love that kind of tenderness from children. And to think what you'll save on haircuts.

Oh man, Jenny. Your boy-kiddo is destined to be a poet or some equally esoteric occupation that will yield little to no income. Let's hope he gets interested in NASCAR.

As far as your dangerous sister, I've seen her pics and, if I had been the bride, I would have simply walked over to her and handed the bouquet over. Why ruin the reception with bloodshed and maiming?

Oh! That is so sweet! It's amazing what a different perspective kids can have. And that's a good point - putting a flower in a bouquet doesn't do much for the flower...Well, but it does get a star turn. Before dying.

Anyway, that is very sweet.

Oh! That is so sweet! It's amazing what a different perspective kids can have. And that's a good point - putting a flower in a bouquet doesn't do much for the flower...Well, but it does get a star turn. Before dying.

Anyway, that is very sweet.

Okay, I'm going to pretend I wrote Grace's comment because that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

After your post, that is.

I knew a woman once who ALWAYS caught the bouquet. As far as I know, she's still catching them. And there's some meaning here somewhere, but I'm not sure where. My brain's all filled up with the image of brides carrying potted plants down the aisle... heheh.

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