Mistress
My youngest is sitting on my lap, repeatedly smacking me on the arm. Whack. Whack.
"Ow!" I say.
"You don't say 'ow' Mommy."
"What do I say?"
"You say thank you!"
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Ha! There are so many things that could be said, but I won't because she's young and sweet and she might outgrow this.
Posted by: Denise | July 7, 2006 6:10 AM
But did you *like* it?
Posted by: Philip | July 7, 2006 7:25 AM
It's nice to see you're bringing those girls up right. I trust you ordered the Baby Dominitrix set from Toys R Us? The little cat'o nine tails is so precious!
Posted by: Jenn2 | July 7, 2006 8:44 AM
Ha! Are you sure you keep that bedroom door locked tight every night? ;)
Posted by: Amanda | July 7, 2006 9:20 AM
Ooooh! A PledgeMistress in the making. I LOVE it.
Posted by: Kari | July 7, 2006 9:43 PM
She hasn't seen Animal House recently, has she?
I guess the telling phrase would actually be: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Posted by: Erin (erin-erin-bo-berin) | July 8, 2006 9:49 AM
And then you ask for another!!! Bwaaahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jennifer | July 8, 2006 12:22 PM
Did you think about hitting her back ??? Oh yeah, that would mean that you would be arrested for abuse!
Ah, the conversations that we have with our kids! Thanks for sharing....
Posted by: Jill | July 9, 2006 7:40 PM
I always suspected that parenthood was an exercise in masochism. This confirms it.
Posted by: Carmi | July 10, 2006 8:57 AM
Thank you?? I wonder how old your youngest is.
Posted by: cassie-b | July 11, 2006 6:13 AM
Yeah. Geez. What's wrong with you? Everyone knows you say thank you after getting smacked. Sheesh.
(it's gonna be so embarrassing if it's only me)
Posted by: Contrary | July 11, 2006 7:20 AM
That is too freaking funny!!! But at least the concept of manners is in effect!!
Posted by: holli | July 11, 2006 8:56 AM