Benefit Cosmetics Should Listen Up, Here.
My seven-year-old was standing at the bathroom counter yesterday wearing a skirted leotard, a tiara and rollerskates. She had tied a blanket around her shoulders to finish the effect.
She pouted into the mirror and then pulled out a fake plastic lipstick. It was one of those things you get in the grocery store junk aisle, a hollow replica of bad lipstick from the '80s. Pearly!
She pretended to smooth the lipstick on, and then spun around and pointed the lipstick at me.
"Get down!" she ordered.
"Uh?" I said.
"This is a lipstick combined with a plasma cannon!" she explained.
See, now that would be handy. When it hits the market, remember you heard it here first.
Comments
I could have used that in my dating days. Then again, it could come in handy now at the playground . . .
Posted by: Susan | August 8, 2006 12:29 PM
I SO need one of those!
So long as it's a long-lasting, moisturizing lipstick with age-defying serums and stuff.
Posted by: TwinsGoddess | August 8, 2006 2:01 PM
Methinks someons has been watching too much cartoon network. *laugh* At least she has warrior sheroes with lipstick cannons. We only had Shera. *smirk*
Posted by: Whimspiration | August 8, 2006 4:13 PM
I'm a little older, so my suggestion: Preparation H/Pepper spray. Good for the bags under your eyes, shrinks your hemmorhoids, and keeps you safe all in a convenient little tube you can attach to your keychain.
Posted by: Molly | August 8, 2006 4:40 PM
Wow, deadly combination. Very smart that one.
Posted by: Kari | August 8, 2006 4:43 PM
Are those going to be standard issue with membership in her club? 'Cause I totally want one.
Posted by: Jenn2 | August 9, 2006 8:35 AM
I think 7-year-olds need to hit the market! They know how to keep you grounded and in your place!
Posted by: Mary Tsao | August 9, 2006 9:15 AM
Silly girls, plasma cannons just knock out electrical systems. They don't do any physical damage. Don't you ever watch Star Wars? Geez!
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