Why, Hello!
A few weeks back, my husband left his cellphone sitting on the counter in the kitchen. I played around with the different functions, and then randomly snapped photos of the kids. After a few shots, I thought I would have some fun, so I yanked down the v-neck on my shirt and took a few overhead cleavage shots. They were pretty straight-laced, for cleavage. Nothing improper, I assure you. Unless you are one of those types. But then again, since there was no baby involved, I guess it was fine.
"Heh," I thought to myself. "He'll find these on his phone and then..."
I wasn't sure what would happen, actually. But hey, everyone likes a little surprise boobage on the ole cellphone, right?
A month goes by. My husband informs me that he lent his cellphone to a collegue for a business trip. I giggled behind my hand, hoping that the collegue wasn't the nosy, photo-looking type. I should have spoken up, but figured that would ruin the surprise.
The phone was returned. Still nothing. This man of mine apparently doesn't use his phone ever. At all.
Two days ago, I got a phone call from my husband, sniggering like a little boy. "Hey!' he said. "Hey, these are YOUR BOOBS on my phone!"
I laughed and congratulated him on finding the photos. Finally. It came out that he had been showing the photos of the kids to the receptionist, and gave her an eyeload of my girls. I'm not entirely sure that she was the only co-worker victimized by my guerrilla breastesses.
I don't know whether to consider it a joke well played, or be embarrassed.
Actually, scratch that. It was awesome. Hah!
Comments
My vote... totally, completely, and utterly awesome.
Posted by: Bethany | August 23, 2006 9:47 PM
Awesome!
And I love the phrase "guerilla breastesses."
Makes me think you ought to have a camouflage bra to match the artillery.
Posted by: roo | August 23, 2006 10:08 PM
Makes me wish I had boobs so I could leave surprises for people to find.
Who am I kidding? Hell, if I had 'em, I'd never leave the house!
Posted by: ben | August 24, 2006 5:56 AM
Oh that was priceless!! Now all the co-workers will think that:
1) your hubbie is a hunk for having such a nice looking "boobage" wife
2) your hubbie is a "dawg"
hee hee
Posted by: Waya | August 24, 2006 6:24 AM
Your breasts ARE awesome. ;)
Posted by: Mir | August 24, 2006 6:27 AM
Atleast it wasn't the boss.
Cas
or was it?
Posted by: cassie-b | August 24, 2006 6:40 AM
And here I was wracking my brain for a thoughtful, inexpensive gift for dh's birthday! Thanks ever so much! :)
Hey Jenny, I miss you bunches! You ought to drop by and pester us occasionally!
xoxo!
Posted by: SheBear | August 24, 2006 6:52 AM
LOL! That is awesome.
Posted by: chris | August 24, 2006 7:05 AM
Good times.
I say it was totally worth it.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | August 24, 2006 7:41 AM
Ha! I thought about getting TW a camera cellphone but couldn't think of any good reason to do it. This might be a good reason. I don't have the breast view that you have but she'd still appreciate it if I made the attempt. Wait, could I borrow your breasts to put on her phone, that would be totally amusing!
Posted by: Denise | August 24, 2006 7:44 AM
This is just to funny, I do that to my hubby all the time. Next time put your girls as the picture that shows up whenever the phone rings in from your number. What a hoot that is for your man. Mine loves it! He looks forward to my phone calls just to see what pose I was in when I took the latest call id photo! You Rock!
Posted by: uneak | August 24, 2006 10:32 AM
sounds like an awesome idea... now, how to steal M's phone? Hmmmm....
Posted by: Elaine | August 24, 2006 10:41 AM
Rock on! Oh happy subversion. I'm glad it paid off in such a fun, rewarding way. *grin*
Posted by: whimspiration | August 24, 2006 11:26 AM
So if you suddenly have a secret admirer, perhaps you'll have a clue as to who it might be (who? whom? Oh, whom cares. I mean, who cares.)
Posted by: JustLinda | August 24, 2006 1:30 PM
Maybe your husband will pay more attention to his phone now? He-he-he...
Posted by: Grace | August 24, 2006 2:28 PM
Still laughing. Absolutely awesome!!!
Not into photos, but when my husband discovered text messaging, well the things he wrote to me on the phone were things he'd never said to me in person. It was GREAT!!! Added a whole new dimension to our relationship. And still makes me giggle. And now he does say those things in person. I just love technology!!!
Posted by: molly | August 24, 2006 7:58 PM
Definitely a joke well played! Love it!
Posted by: Jenna | August 25, 2006 10:29 AM
LOL!
and thanks for telling the story. That's what would happen here too, and I'd be mortified. Oblivious men!
Posted by: rachel | August 25, 2006 10:59 AM
What a great idea!!!! I have to give it a try.
Posted by: LeeMarie | August 25, 2006 1:28 PM
That is so great! Too funny! Made me laugh out loud for sure. Good story!
Posted by: EmilyRoseJewel | August 25, 2006 1:58 PM
PERFECT prank. I love it! The best pranks are those that do not get discovered until much later than they are actually planted ... something about all the anticipation that the prankster must endure before victory (discovery of the prank by the prank-victim) is hers!
Love it.
Posted by: Amanda Marlaena | August 25, 2006 9:05 PM
Hilarious! I admire your ability to keep quiet that long. My hubby would have had to come right home after something like that...if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Heather | August 25, 2006 9:37 PM
:lol: I go with a bit of both!
Posted by: Aimee | August 26, 2006 1:45 AM
I commend you for holding your tongue for more than a month! I'd have waited like two hours and been, "oh allriiiiiight...I put a photo on your phone...."
Posted by: Mom101 | August 26, 2006 5:56 AM