Yeah, baby. It's eight o'clock on a Friday night, and I'm yearning for my bed.

I just came off an all-fruit diet, and since then, I've had heartburn twice, and two major headaches. Now I just have to figure out what it is that I'm eating that is triggering this bad stuff.

But first, I think I better eat some more Double Rainbow Pumpkin ice cream.

Back in the days of yore, I'd be starting to get ready to go out with my friends for a night of debauchery. (If line dancing counts.) I can't even imagine. Although in my defense, I am rising before the mofo sun these days.

Off to bed. Maybe I'll have something clever to blog about tomorrow.