Run, Forest.
So, at my son's request, I trimmed his hair super short. And then I dressed him like a Florida-bound Retiree. Or a character from Deliverance. And then I told him to smile pretty for the camera. And this is what I get.
Seriously, though, I can't stop laughing about this photo. Moments later, during our egg hunt, my son caught his foot in a gopher hole, flew ass over teakettle into the dirt, and his basket of plastic eggs scattered around his limp carcass. My two daughters descended on him like vultures, gleefully grabbing all his eggs while the rest of us tried to decide whether to help him up or shoo the girls away. Or eat another handful of jelly beans.
Good times.

Comments
giggle giggle giggle! Best photo EVER!
Posted by: Denise | April 9, 2007 11:37 AM
Hilarious :) Obviously he didn't hurt himself enough for you to run to his rescue, so I'm assuming you took the 'eat more jellybeans' route and laughed!
Posted by: Jennifer S. | April 9, 2007 2:11 PM
hee, hee, too funny!
lovvvve your blog!
Posted by: julie | April 9, 2007 3:11 PM
somthing is in the bloggy air today because i am reading posts and seeing photos that are making me pee in my pants they are so funny.
you need to frame this and hang it when he's like, oh, 16, going to his prom:)
Posted by: crazedparent | April 9, 2007 4:18 PM
YET ANOTHER blog entry that made me piss myself laughing.
DAMN YOU, JENNY!
And thank you very much.
Posted by: Elaine | April 12, 2007 11:09 PM
Oh My God, he DOES look like that adorable kid who played young Forrest.
CUTE.
Posted by: Meghan | April 13, 2007 10:51 AM
I loved your description of how he is dressed. OMG! The photo and the description are too funny!
Posted by: Glennia | April 13, 2007 2:52 PM
I freaking LOVE this pic!
I feel like sending him extra easter eggs...
Posted by: Jacqueline | April 16, 2007 11:23 AM