So far this morning, I've:

Whacked my shin on the foot of my bed,
Put a glob of pore-minimizing moisturizer directly into my eye - which I think has jammed my tear duct,
Bent down to pet the dog and got a fat lip when her skull connected with my face,
Taken a Fisher-Price Little People Farm to my temple when I was lifting it down from a shelf and I slipped and
Stepped in dog-poo when dropping the kids off at school.

But never mind all that. I've got jackhammers breaking up concrete outside my house and boy is THAT music to my ears.

I'll have a review of Shrek 3 up at BlogHer today, plus I've got a bunch of new reviews over at TKC Auditions to check out. Want to see my new hairdo? Check out my entry at BigSlice. Its...interesting.