We're in the middle of day two of a projected week-long heat wave. I don't particularly enjoy heat waves. It makes my ankles swell and my hair dull and limp. Even my bra straps get all droopy which is NOT a good look. Yesterday's temperatures soared to 100 degrees, and when I finally fell sweating into my bed last night, all the doors and windows open and fans going warp 10, the house still registered a lovely 93 degrees.

Good times.

Today, the temperature wasn't quite as bad, but my hair? Have mercy. It's limp, and greasy, and disgusting. I don't think I've written here that my stylist-miracle-worker went into the salon that I've been using for 5 years and found that they'd closed their doors, and were refusing to give up the stylist's client lists from the computer. Not only did they neglect to let their employees know that they were closing up shop and stealing their client lists, they didn't even bother to let clients know that our appointments were canceled.

I'm four weeks over due for a cut and color and I'm frankly a little irritated by that.

Luckily, my stylist called me and found another location quickly, so tomorrow I'm going to have shiny new head.

I've been waiting on shiny new head so that I can go and get my passport photos taken, so I can finally get my passport for my September trip to Mexico. Is that vain or what? But man, I don't want to have mah ugh-lay memorialized for the next ten years or whatever.

So, new hair, passport. And lots and lots of reading because OMG you guys are so funny! The contest entries are killing me!

Reminder - last call for entries!!! I'm accepting comments/linked entries through midnight tonight, Friday May 16th. If you've got something to add after that time, by all means - but I'm going to have to be firm on my midnight deadline for the Wii and Wii Fit giveaway.