Feel The Power
I must have forgotten to use a dryer sheet in my last load of clothes because when I pulled on my clothes this morning, my cotton/spandex blend boy-short panties were a little crumpled and crackled as I slid them on.
Now, as I'm sitting here trying to work, every shift of my hips triggers a static electric shock to my butt. I'm not sure how much static can possibly be generated by the tiny friction between my jeans and my underpants, but I'm not even kidding when I say that I've been jolted about 10 times in the last hour.
I think I've solved the energy crisis.
Comments
Sorry for your discomfort. But that was too funny.
Posted by: Ellyn | October 9, 2008 10:24 AM
HI, I'm new to your blog and just wanted to thank you for the laugh today. This post was great.
Posted by: Tami | October 9, 2008 12:13 PM
If only it were that simple! :)
I hate that feeling, BTW.
Posted by: Mozi Esme's Mommy | October 9, 2008 1:43 PM
Hilarious.
Nuclear.
Posted by: JChevais | October 10, 2008 2:11 AM
With the size of my hips, we could solve the entire world's crisis, lol.
Posted by: Jerri Ann | October 10, 2008 6:18 AM
Now that's alternative energy!
Posted by: Mama Zen | October 15, 2008 7:53 AM
You're brilliant!
Too bad it's so uncomfortable. Better work on that little problem. LOL
Posted by: kimmie | October 18, 2008 8:06 AM