My youngest: So, there's this kid in my class. He's so small. His name is Mike and...

My son: Mike's a jerk!

My youngest, with raised eyebrows: Oh, so you know Mike.

My son: No, I just said that to be funny.

My youngest: Hey, when you're right, you're right. Sorry, Mike. Anyway...

*name changed to protect the innocent, who may or may not be a jerk, depending on who you ask and if they actually know the kid.